I really want to write about the fact that I am now a yoga teacher!!! Woooohoooo!!! But I wanted to take pictures, and do a good post and I will I promise but first:
My best friend just got back from Italy and Ukraine and I missed her so much and I went over to see her today after work and here's a conversation from our day today. Some background first-she is really damn picky. So she's telling me about this guy that she's going on a date with, but she isn't sure about him.
K: I don't know, he's nice, he has guns and I like guns. We went shooting together.
Me: Um...what? (This is news to me, I had no idea she liked shooting guns. Not that I'm judging, I could care less, it just seems like a fact I should know about her).
K: So he came over to spend the night, and he locked the doors, and he put the chain on.
K: He put the chain on! Like, he locked the doors AND put the chain on. Why does he need the chain on? He has guns, why does he need the chain?
Me: It's not like he had the guns with him.
K: Well then what's the point? Bring the guns with him!
Me: You have to have a whole different permit for that.
K: Well he should have it! Come on, I mean, he put the chain on! That says a lot about a man. He can't handle himself, so he put the chain on! Would B put the chain on?
Me: No, but he wouldn't lock any of the doors. I lock it.
K: Right! YOU lock it! You put it on. Not the guy. So this guy's obviously a pussy.
Me: That doesn't make any sense.
K: Yes it does! He put the chain on! It says a lot about a man if he puts the chain on. I'm going to ask J (a very strong guy from our work) if he puts the chain on.
Me: I bet he doesn't lock any of the doors either.
K: See?! This guy's a pussy!
Later, as I'm leaving
Me: So are you going on a date with him tonight?
K: Yeah, I guess so. But if he puts the chain on tonight, he's going home.
My friend's the best.