I will, B, I will. And I will draw a picture.
No, he wasn't actually pantsless when he was eating popcorn. But I thought it would be funny to leave him pantsless because then I could bring up the term "Porky Pigging It." Has anyone else heard this expression? It's my favorite. Get it? Shirt + No Pants = Porky Pig.
Also, the muffled popping sound it makes as the popcorn pushes the lid off (because you put too many kernels in) is one of my most favorite sounds in the whole world. Sigh. Now I want popcorn.
p.s. I think Valentine's Day is weird (and also I hate those stupid boxed chocolates. They're gross. I'm sorry. Please still be my friend) so B and I are going to see A Good Day To Die Hard. Because duh. So maybe I will get my popcorn fix tonight.
Happy Valentine's Day anyway,