Yesterday B and I went and saw this movie Young Turks. It was seriously the weirdest (and worst) fucking movie I have ever seen in my life. But first let me set the scene.
The movie theater we went to was really weird. We actually had been to
it before to see a different weird (but not terrible) movie. However,
they apparently have two movie "theaters." The "theater" we were in was
basically a closet. It had 16 chairs, and only 4 of them were actual
movie seats. There was black fabric hanging up on one wall, and closets
on the other. And we were the only ones in the theater. Which was kind
of fun, because it meant that when I checked my phone multiple times to see how much
time was left on this shitty movie, nobody yelled at me. But the annoying thing was that the
black fabric was hanging over a really thin wall. It was so thin, we
could hear the people downstairs talking. So while we're trying to watch
this weird movie, there's a cocktail reception happening below us. At
first I tried to tell myself it was all part of the "experience," but
eventually the whole thing was just too weird and I was trying to hold back giggling at how ridiculous it was.
The movie was about the downtown art scene in LA in the 80's, and it also included clips of interviews with homeless people who lived downtown. I'm still not even sure how that relates. The artists kept talking about how dangerous downtown LA was and that they had seen murders happen. So maybe they were trying to show how dangerous it was for people on the streets? And then in another part this guy made art sculptures that he put outside for homeless people to sleep in. So they were actually 'using his art.' But that was the only relation I could see. And the rest of the art featured in this movie was horrible. I know art is supposed to be subjective, but come on. One of the art pieces was seriously a tripod of sticks with a rock on top. Another art piece was just a huge chunk of blank wall, and then when people came to look at it, they were "making the art." (Throws up in mouth).
I'm pretty open when it comes to art. Or at least I try to be. I think that art is art if it speaks to someone. But I really don't see how this movie could speak to.....anyone. Or the art that was featured in it. My favorite part in the entire movie was a 20 second clip of this homeless man smashing aluminum cans and tossing them into a pile. I'm not even kidding. He was smashing cans and sorting them. And it was my favorite scene by far.
At least the popcorn was good.

Hmmm...I thought there was a movie by the same name that came out in the 80s and starred one of the Brat Packers, like Tommy Howell or something.
ReplyDeleteHubs and I went to the Museum of Contemporary Art last year. I'm like you, I have an open mind. But when we saw this big room with nothing in it but a folded up blanket, I was like, yeah...no.
There could be! When I googled it, a whole bunch of other stuff came up.
DeleteHahahah oh my god, yeah...no.
Oh gosh. As I was reading this I got a little bit of rage because I guarantee, if whim watched this movie, he would say it was good. No matter how horrible a movie is (we've seen some bad ones) he always says its artsy and I just don't understand it!
ReplyDeleteHaha what?!?! That would be super annoying!! Especially because this movie didn't even have direction!
DeleteYou were brave. It doesn't even have any ratings on IMDB.
ReplyDeleteHa! Thanks Jeni! I didn't even think to look it up on IMDB.
DeleteI cannot stop laughing. Your description of the movie theater alone had me in stitches. I love the way you describe the movie and the art within...BWAHAHAHAHA. I love having weird experiences like that--where you think, "is this actually happening?"
ReplyDeleteHahaha thanks!! It was SO.WEIRD. I definitely at multiple points thought "really?! is this really happening?!"
DeleteHahaaa...Always look up movies on IMDB when you go out to watch a movie. If the rating is below five, wait for the DVD. Okayyy? LOL.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't you just walk out? I think I would have.
Are you sure the theater and the movie wasn't a prank? It smells a little fishy to me. Aren't you worried that a video of you guys watching this movie might turn up in a few months on YouTube with a horrible caption.
That's so funny, I never have even thought to do that! Usually if I've seen a preview I can tell whether or not I like it. And I don't think this one is ever coming out on DVD. :)
DeleteI don't know! If I had been alone, I would've.
Hahahhah Xae!! This cracked me up. It might be. At least you'll see me checking my phone and stuffing my face with popcorn while I look around to make sure nobody was hiding in the closets.
Looks like it was pretty interesting, haha. Well at least the popcorn was good! Thanks for sharing! Xo, M&K at BT
ReplyDeleteHaha it was definitely a funny experience! :)
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