What I am trying to say is do you guys have awesome skin secrets like lotions or face products that you recommend for dry faceness?
Please don't recommend lotion that makes my hands greasy afterward because nothing makes me more ragey than putting on lotion and then touching my keyboard at work and leaving handprints. Gross.
Also, while we are on the subject of winter, let me just say that one thing I am loving about Los Angeles winter is not shocking myself every fucking time I touch anything. Two years ago when I had winter in Colorado I got shocked every.time.I.turned.off.the.lights. Seriously. And every time I touched my car, or another person, or a doorknob. Grrrrrrr. Apparently you are not supposed to wear shoes with rubber soles on them in winter because that makes the shocking worse.
And I am in no way admitting that I used to sometimes wear crocs with socks in the wintertime even though I know that crocs are ugly (yet comfortable). I gave my crocs away, so we can still be friends. Right?
Side note: I know that you have requested pictures of my tattoos and I swears I'm working on it, but they are in places that may or may not look like I'm trying to pose for a nudey magazine and I haven't gotten around to it yet. Sorry. I promise I'll show them.
But back to skin: favorite lotion/skin stuff? Please help. I feel dirty even though I showered, and not dirty in like a I have sex head (or as my friend calls it, fuck knots) kind of way, but dirty like I drank whiskey all day and ate greasy pizza dipped in melted butter followed by 7000 Twinkies. Which I did not do. Yet.
|Yes, my hair is a different color. Not quite as orangey as this picture. I will show you that too, along with my tattoos.|
From my dry greasy skin to your beautiful shiny skin,